Not Just Some Hallows' Eve

Kate Upton is hot to the bone.

The Michalka sisters are smokin' hot.

 and Miley Cyrus is one fucked up little tart (yeah, that's her)...

Kim Kardashian is getting divorced.  I hope Kris gets the 30II (yeah, really) rack...

...and the holiday is an excuse for Paris to put on extra clothing and smile like a flesh and blood person.

Katie Holmes?  She just exposed a nipple (maybe) on national television.

 

And, of course, Charlie Brown fuckin' lost it.

Charlie Brown: Blockhead's Revenge from Dylan OBrien

Bonus Classic Chuck pic to come.

Cheers.