Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Watch Your Words

Seriously did this slut ever think that the cumming quickly is an evolutionary advantage for males? That the goal of the superior male is to impregnate as many bitches as possible as fast as you can. That’s not me talking. That’s science. Bottomline is Biebs can’t be sitting there for an hour making sweet love to you when he’s got a line of groupies around the corner and showtime is in 30 minutes. So consider yourself lucky he was gallant enough to last that long and give you a child.  Biebs for the win. - BarStoolSports.com commenting on Bieber momma Mariah Yeater's claim that Justin lasted just 30 seconds.
If this is what Biebs planted his seed in, Selena Gomez must really keep her legs closed tight.



Other than being charged with felony drug possession shortly after arriving at Ohio State in 2009, Berry has had no other run-ins with the law and has not, at least to public knowledge, battled any sort of mental illness issues. - Graham Watson on Rivals.com discussing Jamal Berry's spotless past in light of his recent suspension.

Oh, other than that felony drug possession?  Everybody gets in trouble for that.  It shouldn't even really be a crime.